help
“Hey.” he chuckles, “Are you even listening to me?”
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK
shrimps is bugs
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted
I am going to spit on Thomas Edison’s grave
Its really shocking how much evil shit can be traced by to Thomas Edison and Henry Ford












